come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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