I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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