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(406): View more from Montana

Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.

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(925): View more from California

I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.

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(480): View more from Arizona

he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him

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(419): View more from Ohio

All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.

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(914): View more from New York

i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school

(1-914): View more from New York

oh right the one that ends on your bed

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(805): View more from California

Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.

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(416): View more from Toronto

I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.

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