I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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