have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
My day in three words: secret purse cake
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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