We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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