Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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