we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Do vagina's smell?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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