her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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