He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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