Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Quick, to the slutcave!
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Randomize
