'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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