So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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