never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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