So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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