Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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