If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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