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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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