Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
