Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
This is my gift to your gina
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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