How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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