I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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