8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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