Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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