Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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