did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I forget how to act sober
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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