I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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