I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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