Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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