it's too hot outside to masturbate.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
