You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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