I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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