from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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