Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I checked into jail on foursquare
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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