chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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