There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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