I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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