When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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