The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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