i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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