At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
