margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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