This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
