i think my tv is drunk
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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