If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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