What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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