Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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