I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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