do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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