Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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