i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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