just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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