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half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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