I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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