Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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