As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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